FAQ

THESE WOULD HAVE TO BE IN THE TOP 10

• Hot enough for you?

followed closely by,

• Cold enough for you?

• You gonna eat that?

• What are you, some kind of nut?

• What do you think I am, some kind of idiot? 

• Just who do you think you are?

• Is this your picture on your driver's license? 

and last, but most certainly not least,

• Do you want me to spank you?

I have found it best not to answer these questions. On the whole I regard them as rhetorical in nature... and if they're not, well, they really should be.

HERE ARE A FEW THAT I FEEL ACTUALLY DESERVE A RESPONSE

Q: Why the cap?

A: Simple logic. Any container in which you intend to store things of value should in fact have a good lid. Besides, with some of the thoughts I have going on, anyone would be well advised to "keep a lid on it".

Q: No, really, are you covering a bald head?

A: Honesty, not yet.

Q: How many caps do you have?

A: One for each of my heads.

Q: do you have any teeth?

A: Yes, all of them, as a matter of fact.

Q: I don't believe it. Can I look in you mouth?

A: Please!

Q: Have  you ever been institutionalized?

A: Not so far, but I do think it would be nice (one can dream).  

Q: All those ideas, where do they come from?

Now, that's a good question.

 If you'd like, we can go in and talk about it. Just take hold of the door handle with your clicker and...

Q: What do you do when you run out of ideas?

A: So far, this hasn't been too much of a problem ( knock on wood).

Q: Had enough yet?

A: yes, I do believe that I have.  

 Q: Would  you like to go back to the studio?

Q: Would you like to go back to the front?